I HAVE NO REASON TO BELIEVE I'LL DIE TOMORROW

so ill admire their feathers

Thursday, May 11, 2006

sounds interesting.

[ fun with spam email. ]

Hi,

em.....
I gotta tell you something. Some years ago I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cumming.

They splashed out so much sperm on their girls, it looked so cool, so manlike.
Now I have a girlfriend.. but quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease.

I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn't help. A month ago I was hanging around at the bar with my best friend.

And he said that I should try MAX LOADS. Well, - I thought, - sounds interesting.

Having ordered and tried I was shocked how cool it was.

I'd even say, it changed my life. I'm happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end.

1 Comments:

At 20:58, Blogger fusselman's rabbit said...

it didn't work for me, now i just break down crying right before i'm about to finish.

 

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