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This basket..

contains the addresses of all known virgins.
contains a secret about everybody.
holds 6 pounds of sausage or a loaf of bread.
was owned by Mr. Gacy and contained 37 human ears when discovered by authorities.
contains a worm hole to dimension x.
contains your death row pardon. and 3 poisonous snakes.
was given to me by gerald ford.
was used in the broadway opening of Oklahoma.
places an eternal curse on the souls of the infidels.
was forged in the fires of Mount Saint Helen.
etc.