seat of my (cat) pants

a cat might be the smartest creature in the universe; a cat knows what it wants when it wants it. there is no bullshitting involved. at all.
Cat: stick to your guns, human. there's hope for you yet.
Human: the toil! such tragedy is not my fault. we bask in the discomfort of ourselves and others!
Cat: meow.
Human: Such Parting! Such grace! I must find a cat and make it my own! I must live and let die. Truly, if i own a cat, someday, I might be complete.
Cat: meow.
Human: The toll of the bell! we are bound to such mortal influence. death becomes another stage, another script. if i could love like a cat i'd be fucking and fucking making babies without names or place or setting;

Cat: triple meow
Human: The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

oppressor and oppressed,

truly cat, you must have an answer, one safe assumption in which we can all believe.

Cat: Meow.

Human: saveme.savemenow.youaremylordandiwillbemysavior.

Cat: eternal influence, animal. eat. essence of survival. sleep. restoration be like god. fuck. leisure hope for future. piss. eternal rejection of the universe and world.

Human: Lourde.

Cat: made up entirely. (shits pants, purrs, humps door knob.)