paper noose
making a resume is really depressing. i'm looking at sample resumes and wondering what mine should say.
OBJECTIVE: Reserve the right to never choose a career, leading a life of indifference that require extensive substance abuse and minimal effort.
EDUCATION: Little, if at all....uw-milwaukee...suppoesd to grad. may 200x
WORK EXPERIENCE:
+mundane tasks that depress (1982-present) job duties: establish a level of monotony and maintain it, falling in-line and becoming an ineffective decision maker outside the confines of my job.
+shoveling manure.
+building a sustainable ego. (1982-present).
REFERENCES available upon request.
2 Comments:
HIRED!
I made a resume yesterday also.
It wasn't fun.
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